Dear Comedy Central,
Please DO NOT cancel Chocolate News! I know I’m being a bit premature in thinking that there is even a possibility that this show won’t make it on your network, but I have to ask regardless.
I have been a faithful view of The Colbert Report since it launched back on 10/17/05 and I’ve watched it every night. But that was easy for me because I’ve loved Stephen Colbert since his Strangers With Candy days. Loving his news show was a given.
Which brings me to Chocolate News. I love David Alan Grier…always have and always will. But never in my wildest dreams did I think his new show Chocolate News would be so crackerlishishly funny. I am glued to the TV for every episode and I have to admit the writers outdid themselves coming up with the character of 24-yeard old Peanut Wiggins of Jacksonville, Florida – a volunteer at precinct 1″05…ah 9…7″
I laughed so hard watching this skit that I got some of my morning coffee up my nostrils which took me back to my days f sixth grade when my best friend Lisa used to make me laugh so hard that my Campbell’s Cream of Mushroom soup came out of my nose. Gross, I know, but necessary to convey to you how much I love this show.
Please don’t cancel it. Please! Where else will I be able to get my daily fix of Urban Pop Culture?