Happy 27th Birthday!
I can’t wait to see your Pepsi Super Bowl ad this weekend and I promise to buy a Blu-Ray player soon so I can see your Madison Square Garden concert.
I’m 37 and married. You’re 27 and single. I could be your cougar. Sadly instead, I’ll have to settle for admiring you from afar…but in a stalker sort of way.
Much love and many smooches on you special day, Kim