This entry was particularly funny:
Single woman offers homemade pies for a working lawnmower or chainsaw
I’m a single woman, 60, and I live close to the wire financially and need to do my own yard work. My lawnmower died two weeks ago. (actually I didn’t see the short stump in the grass and the blade hit it and that was the end of the lawnmower.) I’m seeking a working lawnmower, either push or a ride-on. I’m also in search of a working chainsaw. Any other tools would also be appreciated. I can offer a home-baked pie (your choice) in thanks. I’ve been told I’m a pretty good cook.