Surf on over to one of my favorite websites-ThinkGeek.com-and spend a mere $29.99 to tell someone in a nerdy way to Back The F*@CK Off. You actually have five official message choices: smiling face, frowning face, “Thanks”, “Back Off” and “Idiot”.
Right now Massachusetts doesn’t ban cell phones in cars, but I’m not sure if a device like this can be used. I suppose there’s one way to find out. Just buy this awesome little gadget and shoot an LED Smiling Face at a State Trooper to see his reaction.
If it results in a ticket, let me know. I’m waiting to place my order.