I’ve decided that mowing the grass is a pain in my ass. I don’t remember last year being this high-maintenance. I’ve mowed the lawn every week this Spring and that sucks.
Spencer says we should just salt the lawn. Kill everything. There’s a house in my neighborhood that has their entire yard filled with decorative pebbles. Sure, a few sprouts of pesky weeds can be seen poking up amongst the stones, but overall it has a nice minimalistic look that someone like me can appreciate. I hate mowing the lawn.
So today I’ve got to get out there are coax the weed-whacker to start so I can trim all the growth and then I’ll mow the lawn. It’s 10:30 in the morning so my plan is to devote 2 hours to this task with the reward of a long, hot shower.Maybe then I can come back to the computer and do some real work.